Grandaughters 4th B-Day yesterday. The place was packed. Pandemonium. Could not hear yourself shout. Bad pizza, no beer. The big robotic rat was about 6 feet from where I sat on a hard chair. The damn thing never shut up and the arcade games were deafening. Sticky floors from ten thousand birthday cakes. When wife and could make a graceful exit they were still going strong. I told my wife, "I need a stiff drink, stat". Torture.
2 hours at a Chucky Cheese...shoot me now
by Gregor 29 Replies latest jw friends
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shamus100
I am so sorry to hear about your mis-adventure.
Are you on a heavy regiment of Advil today? Did you have nightmares of the "New System Of Things" (tm) being like "Chucky Cheese" (tm)?
The rat is not real... the rat is not real...
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Gregor
Thanks, Shamus. I slept fine after a big glass of Scotch. But my ears are still ringing and my tongue feels greasy from the cake frosting.
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shamus100
Tongue feels greasy... now that's nasty.
Kids are great, but kids television shows, clowns, and Chucky-Cheese makes me want to get snipped. Once a month is enough kids for me.
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OUTLAW
No BEER!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of a Sicko..
Runs a Pizza joint,with no BEER!!..
In Canada..
You`d be put in Jail,for not serving Beer with Pizza!!
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undercover
The comic Tim Wilson did a song about Chucky Cheese (I can't link YouTube from the Nazi Concentration camp where I work so here's the lyrics):
I got combat training from overseas
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese
I think I'd rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza's cold
And you eat it with a slobberin' four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain't enough Chucky ass whippin's
To go round
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin' youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin' jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn't torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo
[Spoken]
And if you haven't taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent! -
lisavegas420
No beer? No way. That was one of the reason's I loved having B-parties at Chuckie Cheese's. The kids played, I drank beer and read.
Sometimes, they'd even stop off at the table to eat a bite of pizza.
lisa
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Leolaia
What restaurant wants to have a rat as its mascot?
