What Inventions Helped the JW's Recruitment Ministry (page 2)

BluesBrother

Football . WHere would they hold Assemblies if it were not for "The beautiful game"?

Microphones and p.a equipment

"Damart" underwear (for the winter)

Also, the "publishers" that hope not to get answers at the door love the doorbell. They can pretend to push it while standing with their partner. Otherwise, they would have to knock loud enough to be convincing.

dissed

Undercover

Can you imagine if they were using multimedia to reach people and all the leads it would generate?

Instead of JW's wasting their time going door-to-door, they would be following up the generated leads.

Few doors being slamed in the faces. Instead, people waiting for them to come.

But, nooooo. Those old men in Brooklyn know better.

Spook

The Lawsuit.

OUTLAW

I have no Idea who invented..

Hammer Head STUPID..

If it was`nt for the invention of STUPID..

The WBT$ would not Exist!..

..........................OUTLAW

Olin Moyles Ghost

Back in the day, I'd say the portable phonograph. The WT Society holds several (long-expired) patents for this technology. For example, see:

http://www.google.com/patents?id=gVlDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q=&f=false

http://www.google.com/patents?id=gllDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q=&f=false

http://www.google.com/patents?id=ZrRbAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q=&f=false

brinjen

In antiquity - the hand cranked record player and the electronic vacuum-tube "sound car".

Think of it - this obscure religion practically invented the walkman and the modern-day "rap boomer car".

Never thought about it that way before!

WTWizard

The portfolio bag--which witlesses commonly call "service bags".

The telephone--for phone witlessing, and for calling hundreds of motel rooms on January 1, only to have them all booked so you have to call in April anyways.

The postage stamp. Witlesses can waste hundreds of them in mass-mailings.

The microwave food poisoner. Great for heating that Soup At Hand, so you can have a quick lunch dose of monosodium glutamate and keep your time going as long as possible. Also good for heating breakfast your morning dose of monosodium glutamate to get to the Kingdumb Hell at 5:30.

Campbell's Soup At Hand. This lunch dose of monosodium glutamate is an excuse to make breaks as short as possible, so the witlesses can continue right up to the last minute, gulp it down, and get more calls done.

What Inventions Helped the JW's Recruitment Ministry