don't marry that unbaptized meeting going sister, or loose your privileges (page 3)

DaCheech

From there hook him up with jwmatch or jwconnection ......maybe sneak in e-harmony too.

I've seen him browsing the ads, but he makes fun of those people and for the sake of his spirituality would never meet one of them

Unbaptized “sisters” are hot!

I myself have been thinking about going back to the KH to load up on that faux-virginal tang.

Just tell him to load in reverse, and let daddy load it up!

I know you're scared of that field service
Don't worry, it ain't gonna hurt ya

I know you ain't never had a part before
You ain't never slung magazines from a second floor apartment
You never heard of Ray or of CT Russell, well that's okay, we got all day

Back that thing up
throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up
hunny, back that thing up
If you gonna work a territory you gotta learn to keep your time
hunny, back that thing up

yeah, yeah right back yonder

you ain't lookin to at not-at-homes in them appropriate length skirts
but them book bags and literature bags work on you
you gonna learn to love this kinda life
you're gonna fit right in, now shut up and drive and

back that thing up
throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up
hunny, back that thing up
if you gonna work a territory you got to learn to drive a 4-door
come on, back that thing up

We still got a lot to do, open tha gate, to the gated community
ain't no time to play today, no rollin on tha RV’s

back that thing up darlin'
just go on and throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up for ya
now back that thing up
if ya gonna work a territory you gotta learn to drive a 4-door

hunny back that thing up
come on throw her in reverse darlin' and get it on back here to daddy

i need ya to pull her on the other side of tha street now
naw naw you gotta turn them wheels
there ya go
now crank her back just a hair, right there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWq_nWZzlpY

jamiebowers

LOL, CT Russell, you're a real nut!

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Anyone who puts the priviledge of holding the mics ahead of the love of a good women doesn't deserve her.

yknot

....hmmm....

Okay I am guilty of 'giggling' over those dating sites (but I am not making fun of people just interesting who can be found posting, and what they are posting)

Ask him why he is allowing this dude to cockblock him (but in more genteel terms). Seriously, he ain't exactly a spring chicken and by 50 he will be the creepy never-married dude......maybe have this convesation in a bar with lots of attractive women, or at a strip club after a round or two, when he is more receptive to 'truth'. Either way in order for him to advance any in either the WTS ladder or with the ladies he is going to need to be a bit more assertive.

CT- you naughty naughty jellyfish of a boy!

GromitSK

When I told the Elders I was gay they suggested I get married (to a woman I mean)LMAO

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GromitSK

Yes, and have lots of children too. haha

I'm surprised they didn't order you to visit a prostitute that could set you straight. (pun intended) lol

"Yes, brother gay leaning. In this case, we won't prosicute for fornication with the prositute as long as you become straight, tell us all the details of the encounter, and share pictures with us."

don't marry that unbaptized meeting going sister, or loose your privileges

DaCheech

sass_my_frass

C. T. Russell

jamiebowers

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yknot

GromitSK

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