Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[] Loser
[X] Brainwashed Troll
[ X] Holier Than Thou Watchtowerite
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 13 year old l337 d00d
[ ] Clueless Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[X] Book Taught Loony
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[X] You posted a stupid apologetic thread that was doused in bad reasoning and WT society buzzwords, resulting in nothing more than making us amazed at your ignorance and irritating us at the same time.
[] You posted a personal attack against a mod
[X] You should have used the Search Feature
[X] You claimed we were lying even though we presented sufficient and well-documented evidence proving our point
[ ] You personally attacked a regular poster in a heinous manner (I.E. making fun of a Silent Lamb, etc.)
[ ] You can't flame worth crap
[X] You posted a "Sky is falling, the system is going to end, you're going to be dead soon if you're not repentant" thread
[ ] You resurrected a long dead, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You flamed someone and got burnt
[ ] You typed in text/leet speak
[X] You posted false information then refused to back it up.
[ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before on your first post.
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] Go to college and learn how to think logically (But don't tell your elders)
[X] Stop posting and go to your meeting. You're too dull to flame against us so you might as well go back to your intellectual echo chamber. (Too many big words for you?)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Damn FAQ
[X] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum (except Avashai, who loves it!)
[ ] All of the above
[X] Stand in the corner and read http://quotes.watchtower.ca till you die of boredom
[X] Take a shower with a blowdryer
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters, also, learn how to spell.
[X] Welcome to irrelevancy.
[ ] Smelling gasoline isn't worth losing your brain cells over.
[ ] Press Alt and F4
[ ] Can I have your stuff?
[X} Don't let the door hit you in the butt.
[X] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.
[ ] All of the above
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy
of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so ignorant that a
simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly
relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.
You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
was brought to you in under 10 seconds.
