by unclebruce 31 Replies latest jw friends
Sorry about that Star Wars Fruit Loops Box. Is this better?
I hope you can forgive me.
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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Amen Amen Amen,
Puffing takes so much more effort than fluffing.
BearFluffnPuffin into the new year 2002, who woulda thunk!
1975 seems like almost thirty (30) years ago. 1914 is 88yrs past, and if you were 13 or 14 (age of reason?) you will be celebrating your 101st birthday this year. Congradulation's to millions now living who never died yet!
Cheap shot, but I had to do it!
Love you my friend...not ashamed to say so.
UB, DB, JayH
Sitting by the light of my candle and my computer screen, and though we are 1000s of miles apart, i feel a sort of communion on this passage from one arbitrary time frame to a new one. The days are getting longer up here in the great white north, moving us on to newer and better things.
Thanks guys SS
Thanks SS .. I'm a fluffer not a puffer! (fluffers are the good guys posting short and sweet .. puffers post long and boring articles stretching thier watchtower frustrations and cred to breaking point lol.)
OH NO The Jedi's have dubed SS! on #$^%'n New Years Eve too!
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Shit freepeace I hear a rumble in the heavens outside .. I was hoping it's rain to wash away this smoke .. but could it really be Judge Rutherford riding low in the saddle and cracking the sky with thunderbolts? ooo i'm real scared now ... I know, I'll commit suicide just before he stabs me with his twin blade .. hehe .. get a 3rd or 4th resurection then won't I?
Thanks jayhawk,
I like a nice quiet breakfast.
unclebruce
ooh geez, i just saw Rutherford's stallion thunder past at breakneck speed .. shit he turns and charges down my hill! OO he grimaces at seeing my finger held aloft .. ooo his steed stumbles and they tumble bounce and bound down my steep gully .. all mingled man and beast they tumble .. one snorts the other curses, one whinnies the other whimpers .. betimes the man rides the horse and betimes the horse rides the man ... ooo through the thicket they roll .. wooow ..Judge Rutherford finds himself so bruised with the riding and so fatigued with the tumbling that there he lies at my feet all unmoving in a deepest swoon..
what to do? .. mmm .. best i slip away unseen and not test my force and cunning upon such a bedraggled thorn tortured Ogre of the blacktower .. just a quick boot to the beasts saddle sore kingdom halls and i'm away .. phew me thinks myself enchanted to escape the spells and dark craft of such a low and shitport fellow..
mm to scrub or not to scrub ...... press .
Hey Man from Uncle,
what you pickin on the fundy fellers for? this place gets booring with too much Farkle farts and Comp-utations!
BTW, you keeping the bat cave warm for me?
carmelite caveman
SS,
I got the ole auldlangsyne feeling as well. I can just visualise your great white north....kinda of wish I was there, sharing it. A candel and fireplace never seems as welcoming, unless accompanied by snow and cold.
Happy New Year, you son of a gun.
And on a more 'serious' note (yeah, here I am, big and bold as... and throwing a 'damper' on the New Year's 'festivities'... sorry...)
SIGH! Gee, Unk (and peace to you!)... this is starting to 'hurt' just a tad. I know you are just 'funnin' to some degree, you and the others here, but, golly, when you make fun of me... and do it in serious ERROR... I kinda feel like I hafta speak up:
The above is from OBVES but could just as well come from the keyboard of... Shallby... or any number of self made internut fundy bible scholars... Well the clock has just ticked us over into 2002 and again the predicted end of the world hasn't come, the horses aren't wading through rivers of blood, the birds aren't out feasting on the flesh of kings and I ain't here earnestly rump humping the nearest female with the Angels bashing at the door and threatening to send me down if I don't show 'em my mark in the foreheadskin.Please... PLEASE... Rev... and all you others who would... don't 'lump' me in with those who think they know 'the date and hour' and go preaching gloom and doom. That is NOT my 'message'; you have not heard such from me, and I dare say NEVER will. My 'commission' is not to try and scare the hell out of people to get them to 'serve' God... but to tell them that what God WANTS is for those who CLAIM to serve Him... to learn love. Genuinely. The when and where of what is to come... has NOT been 'given' to me to speak. And the God and Christ that I serve do not wish ANY to die. Truly. Yes, perhaps some... even many... WILL... but that is NOT my 'business'... or my 'message'. THAT... is between such ones... and God/Christ.
I have not preached an 'end' to you, Unk... you or anyone else here. Please... do not lump me as you for some reason keep doing. My commission is not to preach death and destruction... but life... everlasting. GOOD news. And I have endeavored to the best of MY ability, to fulfill that commission. Your statement, then, is in error... and unfair. And yes, I did take it personally... for, in truth, it 'hurt'. Sorry, but I am just being honest.
Peace to you... all... and 'happy New Year'. May it bring you all that you 'wish'.
A slave of Christ,
"Shallby"
Eligah! Where the jezabaal you been hiding?
psst .. it ain't jarst the fundies i'm pick'n on it's the 'old guard' puffies .. see we just had some almighty fights and now there's two main camps here - us self rightious cuddly wuddly fluff posters and the grumpy mean nasty souless longwinded puff posers ;) wink wink ..spray no more)
Happy New Year unc.
PS: Hey your caves a bit dusty but t'aint nuth'n a good king tide couldn't fix. .. now i just gotta check if your mail box's open ..
Shelby,
Don't you think your constant harping on and on about your 'lord' and his various names, can be interpreted as you just did, as hurtful?
Well my dear one, they can be. When you keep talking about your lord, as better than mine, I get offended. I get tired of hearing about your conversations, your intimate relationship with him. Why?
Not in any way because I don't think your sincere, or have the right to believe the way you do. More simply put, I don't like you or any other religionist (better than fundy) to ascribe thier god of god's as better than mine. Is that so hard to grasp?
Please don't write me back with all the reason's you do what you do, try to understand my message, not your commission.
Shelby is who we like to hear from, not your 'lord'. We all have had enough lord speak to last several lifetimes. Please just talk a little fluff instead, we won't forget your message, we just want to get to know Shelby, no other entity or spirit, just you my dear.
BearFriendly
