Official visit from two local elders one fine Sunday morning

by SnakesInTheTower 62 Replies latest jw friends

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  WAIT, don't tell me, did it go like this?...

  The PO says: "someone told us they seen in the local paper that you had applied for a marriage license."

  Then Snakes says: "Since we've been living together in sin for the last couple of months, I convinced her that it was the right thing to do. And I know what you brothers are thinking... but... we've already arranged to have my fiancee's pastor perform the marriage, so you guys are too late if you're trying to get asked to give our wedding talk. Oh forgive me, where are my manners, would you two brothers care to come in for a refreshing glass of blood, some weed, and maybe a nice game of poker? You brought money, right."

  B the X
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  dinah

  When you gonna tell us the rest of the story, Snakes? No fair!
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  flipper

  SNAKES- Very well handled ! Two thumbs up . There is never a reason to fear these guys - by not allowing them to control your life , you take back control of your own life. It was good you introduced your fiance to them as you beat them to the punch before they could say anything that might impute wrong motives or " circumstancial whatever " to you. And kudos to your fiance for keeping her cool and making it easier for you ! Sounds like you have a cool lady ! Hopefully they'll just go back to being older elders and make some return visits on older sisters that are inactive themselves . Who knows ? Maybe they ' ll meet an old wench and get engaged themselves ! LOL! It would occupy more of their time than bugging you with your new life. Good luck, Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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  Mickey mouse

  Ack Snakes you tease.
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, don't tell me.

  After you invited them in for a glass of blood, some weed, and a game of poker, they both started puking green slime, and their heads began spinning and spinning.

  Then, to defend yourself, and your family, from the spinning slime monsters, you used your super-aposta-powers and laser beams came out of your eyes and vaporized the two elders.

  The End.
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  WuzLovesDubs

  Well considering they can DF you for any one of several dozen reasons you just gave them.... prepare to be Deefed!!

  And...free.
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  Jim_TX

  Nothing good can come of this... but you are handling it well... waiting for Part 2...
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  Black Sheep

  Oi.

  Where did you go?

  My popcorn is ready.
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  SnakesInTheTower

  ... I have a few minutes to write while I await Toni's family for dinner...

  ...yeah, the PO knew it was a lie..I knew it was a lie, they knew I knew it was utter crap...I had been on many, many such calls...the difference was I always scheduled appointments and I tried to avoid bothering inactive people (unless forced by the CO or some rambunctious fellow elder).

  So he wanted to know when we planned to get married...I told him early next year....confirming my unmarried/living with a woman status.

  Here is how it went...my fader friend hears from an elder in Congo B (a former best friend) that there are rumors (from nosy sisters) that Snakes has a "woman" living with him...elder in Congo B tells his brother in law who is PO in congo B who tells the PO in Congo A (the PO that visited us) who got his fellow elder buddy along as a "2nd Witness" to my sins.... woman living with me...jack o lantern....

  ...now they will try to find out which congregation my old publisher card is at...

  LET ME MAKE IT EASY...LAKEVIEW CONG...ST. LOUIS MO..

  AND I AM NO LONGER ONE OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.......MY NAME IS RICHARD E BAILEY,,,62ND CLASS OF MTS...FORMER MEMBER OF ALTON, IL METRO AND CENTRAL CONGOS...AND WOOD RIVER...AND CARLYLE.....YOU CAN DF ME IF YOU LIKE.... I HAVE MY FREEDOM....AND A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.....SOMETHING THE WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY not only could not provide, but interfered with.

  And while you elders are at it...I registered to vote and voted in 2 elections...My fiancee lives with me and we do all the normal things that fiancees do....I carved a Jack o lantern.... bought my fiancee a birthday gift, took her out for a birthday dinner, bought her a birthday cake and had a birthday party...we went to the Haloween parade...and I have started my Christmas Shopping....all concerned normal outside of the cult.

  And best of all...YOU WOULD CONSIDER ME AN APOSTATE....and whoever showed you this on the internet is too....LOL

  they cannot disfellowship me...I already quit...announce what you want......idiots... LOL

  Snakes (Rich )
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  Lillith26

  Good for you Snakes! I am so happy for you and your family.... I feel like parting now and I bet you do too!