Oh I'm sorry I can't make it .I'm pretty sure American Idol is on that night ............
Our last memorial was 2006 . We had stopped attending meetings for three months when an Elder stopped by and kindly invited us to the Memorial so we said " Sure why not " . That night when we arrived we prefered to sit near the back and the Elder that had invited us was trying hard to accommodate us ....when another Elder (known as butthead) interfered and made us sit up front in the middle right next to the' Uber Elderess from hell ' she turned towards me stuck her nose up in the air, and acted like she smelled something poopy ( I swear it wasn't me ,I showered ) Then she turned her back to me in a huff and that little fed up sigh people make when they are disgusted ...I laughed out loud and said "Unbelievable "........
We recieved all the appropriate fake smiles , miss you hugs and so good to see you salutations from everyone else ....One older Elder came up to me and said " Good to see you ....we really have missed you .....ummm I guess I should have callled uh ? " I just laughed and let it go .....
Several acted like they missed us painfully ....I just looked at them curiously and said "You know we still live in the same house and have the same phone number we have had for the past 28 yrs , right ?"
That was the last one we attended . I can not see myself ever wanting to go again .....