-Did you consider Islam before converting to Judaism?
One day of fasting on Yom Kippur is quite enough for me, let alone a whole month. I wouldn't care to get up at dawn to pray, let alone 5x a day, especially since I know that nobody is listening in heaven anyway. They have no sense of humor, either -and apparently it's not a religion to make jokes about.
3 men were shipwrecked on a tropical island- one man, Muhammed immediately made a prayer mat from the palm fronds and starts praying 5x a day to Allah for help.
The second man, John was a Christian, he makes a cross out of the palm fronds and started praying fervently day and night to Jesus to be rescued
The last man, Shlomo was Jewish, he wove a mat and went to sleep. After a few days, the others got mad and told Shlomo, "look here, we are both praying to our God for a rescuse and you are just sleeping- the least you can do is pray to your God for help. Shlomo looked up and replied- "Oy, every year I donate a million dollars to the local Jewish federation and this year I made the same pledge, but I haven't paid it yet. Trust me, they'll find me, they'll find me"