Types of Men--Which Type are You?

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Joe Sensitive "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled
Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus
"People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and
watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow
Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

Flinchy
"I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones
"Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

The Sneak
"Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts
"After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer
"Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed
weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

keyser soze

Flinchy, definitely.

VIII

Cream puffs---YUM!!!

Finally-Free

I'm a composite of a few of these. Here goes.

irons own shirts
"People are stupid. The world can go to hell."
Stays put; predictable
Royal pain in the ass
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
Handyman
Bag of Wind
Grumbles
Jerk

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restrangled

V11, Thanks for posting this but here are a few more:

Mr. Handsome

Also known as: Pretty Boy

Advantages: You're with a gorgeous guy

Disadvantages: Everyone else wants to be with him too and he lets you know it.

Mr. HeMan

Also known as: Tough Guy

Advantages: He'll defend your honor anywhere anytime

Disadvantages: He'll decide when your honor needs defending when his heman status seems to be threatened.

Mr. Control freak

Also known as: Mr. Control freak

Advantages: He pays much attention to you.

Disadvantages: He pays way too much attention to you.

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OnTheWayOut

There are two types of people in the world:

Male and Female.

Some of us fit into those smaller categories and most of us have some of many different ones.

I have some of OLD MAN GRUMPUS in me, but not enough to define me as such.
I certainly am not JOE SENSITIVE, but I find some compassion in me.
I have plenty of LAZY BONES and THE DREAMER in me.

VIII

For Restrangulated:

* STRESS RELIEF FOR WOMEN!

I have used this method of stress relief for years and it always works. It just takes three simple steps to get immediate relief!
Step 1. Go up to your source of stress and get a good grip on his balls.
Step 2. Squeeze hard!!
Step 3. Now SLOWLY count to 10 and then release his busted balls.
He will grab his aching balls and you will stand there with no more stress and a big smile on your face!

They are both dating old fashioned European girls. They are also none of the above, and know how to behave.

r.

Types of Men--Which Type are You?

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keyser soze

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Finally-Free

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OnTheWayOut

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dinah

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