mini: "the class was asked to draw something relating to the holidays"
I suppose when I'm reincarnated as a 2nd grader, I will draw Santa nailed to the cross with Joe Rutherford standing next to him with a hammer in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other hand.
"The school made the boy accept professional counseling to insure that he had no psychological issues!"
Such "professional counseling" for Future Billy will bankrupt the school district, but lead to a best selling novel and a made for TV movie.