If YOU Had Written the Bible!

by cameo-d 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Jesus would not have appeared to small groups only. He would use his "magic" to soar through the sky to get to everyone. He would have offered medical information to save billions of people, farming information to feed billions, words that would make nations consider peaceful solutions instead of war.

    Hmmmm, that's what the antichrist is scripted to do. I need to think about all this stuff some more.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Well, I think I would have said

    Mankind, This is the outcome of your choices,

    there is a different way, it does not have to be this way

    you have brains and compassion, use it

    and then I won't be such a SOB.

  • PSacramento
    PSacramento

    If I wrote the bible?

    It would start and end in the Gospel of John.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    My opening words would be "Once upon a time long long ago in a place far far away there was this mean old jealous and neglected god called Jehovah. And nobody liked him because he had such a short and hot temper. Then one day Thor came into his neighborhood constellation and Jehovah was up to his mean old bully tricks. And so Jehovah tried to intimidate Thor but Thor kicked his ass clear over the moon"

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Frankiespeakin - that makes more sense than what it says now.

    Jeff

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    I wouldn't have done it. I would hire Cheech & Chong to be the ghost writers.

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    I'd put a warning at the beginning and end stating that the writings in this book may cause certain ones to go delusionaly psychotic,

    and emotionally unbalanced. Particularly with men who lust for power and control as if they were gods themselves.

  • undercover
    undercover
    I would hire Cheech & Chong to be the ghost writers.

    God's not here, man...

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    I'd put a warning at the beginning and end stating that the writings in this book may cause certain ones to go delusionaly psychotic,

    I think that could possibly be done now. If we collect the statistics on people who have gone over the edge because of cult control and religious nonsense....

    I think we could get a bill through the house to require a warning on the book.

    Heck...they did for for cigarettes and they are not nearly as damaging.

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