I remember my folks would occasionally find the radio too 'worldly' and would treat themselves to a Kingdom Melodies tape when in the car. That's got to be about the worst. I'm surprised my stepfather didn't fall asleep at the wheel.
I'm talking about the old school tapes from the 80's here. I understand there's been some new Witness hits released in the last 20 years or so. Are they any more funky? I doubt it somehow. I expect they're the same dreary mush but with improved lyrics to reflect the new light.