Okay, I posted this in a thread that got locked and buried. Since then I've been really busy and have overdosed on Christmas music in the past week. So, I'm resurrecting this "holy day" holiday that most people will unknowingly be celebrating tomorrow. Yes, it's a "pagan" holiday which even dubs will unwittingly be celebrating!
Frankly, the whole Christmas "pagan" thing is so overblown by Watchtower Corp. Yeah, this and that, here and there, it can be traced back to some remote practice also done by pagans. Pagans ate and drank, too. Pagans pooped. Pagans wore clothes and lived in houses. Pagans ate carrots and peas and potatoes. Does the Bible say that Jesus ate carrots, peas, or potatoes? No. They are all pagan vegetables.
Oooh, and Christmas is "sun worship", eh? You know what? Every week, nearly every congregation of JWs repeat a ritual of sun worship. Yes, they meet for religious indoctrination on...
SUNday
Such disgusting pagan practices! But that's not all. You know what most "brothers" wear to those "sun"day meetings? They wear pagan...
NECKTIES
Yeah, check the history! They're rooted in militaristic war and Roman Catholic Paganism! And anyone with eyes can see that they're a phallic symbol! Supposedly the cross is a phallic symbol. Pfft, the cross is nothing compared to the necktie! Some guys have wide ties, some long, some with knotted bowties. All right-hearted individuals can discern that a necktie is a shocking, visible, outward indication, a symbolism of the the male wanker.
Additionally, I think the JW door-to-door ministry is pagan. It's deeply rooted in the Halloween custom of "trick or treat". As in... first we get dressed up in our pagan ties, drive around in our pagan cars, then ding-dong "take this colorful litteratrash or you'll be eaten by birds at Armageddon!" and then it's off for some pagan coffee to drink. Pagan, pagan, pagan.
Really, everything is pagan, which brings me to the "reason for the season"! Those wonderful, pagan...
PANTS
Yeah, check the history. Jesus would have known from his pre-human existance about trousers from the Persians! Yet, Jesus never wore pants! Why? Because pants have a pagan history. For centuries they were the attire of military horsemen! Soldiers of Satan! Pants are not appropriate for followers of the "Prince of Peace"! The "brothers" should all be wearing proper, modest, Christian dresses, just like the sisters! They should... but...
...thankfully, tradition has handed down to us the "Consecration of Trousers" by Saint Nicholas on 25 December 346. Although he died some 19 days earlier, he made pants holy as a posthumous accomplishment. Stop asking questions and get over it already.
So, unitedly as exJWs, JWs, faders, nonJWs, and outright pagans, may we all put on our pants, one leg at a time, on December 25. What better way could there be to celebrate...
PANTSMAS DAY!
Merry Pantsmas Day everybody!