Pantsmas Eve has just begun in my part of the world!
Merry Pantsmas Everyone!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 86 Replies latest social humour
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
'Tis the pagan time of year again,
and the Pantsmas Trees are lit.In honor of nutty Tony da Turd,wear pants of tightest fit!
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garyneal
Merry Pantsless
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Heaven
It's that time of year again... Merry PantsmasEveryone!
Elf Candy Pants -- Hey, are those candies wedged in too tight? Maybe TOMO3 can enlighten us... naw!
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Heaven
More Elf Pants... Elves and Pants are double the Pagan fun!
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Heaven
Elf Tights... not mentioned by TOMO3 but assumed to be forbidden as well
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Heaven, I'm pretty sure that elves are pagan, so elf tights must be pagan. This comes full circle, as ballet is pagan and ballet tights would be unacceptable attire in the viewpoint of TOMO3.
Everyone wears the tightest of tights in the Pantsmas classic ballet "The Nutcracking Pants"
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Hairtrigger
Tony -the- turd has graciously agreed to be Father Pantamus- if we promise solemnly -on our apostate word of honor - not to bugger him while he bends over to kiss his tight -ass- timothy- bottom; as a penitent gesture for his artless remarks on constricting lower- body-wear!!
Tickets to view this phenomenal contortionistic feat ,are available at JW.Org. First come first serve.
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Heaven
Billy, the ballet video is lovely!
Tony -the- turd has graciously agreed to be Father Pantamus-
I refuse to sit on his lap.
