Explain My Weird Dream---The Watchtower Was Using The Word "Minimusize"

by minimus 59 Replies latest jw friends

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  Chalam

  He wore a purple velvet robe over his shoulders. Another man approaches the one sitting on the throne and says to him, "They are all worshipping you now." and the man on the throne responds, "Good."

  SA, that is GOLD!

  I kid you not. I really did have this dream before I got baptized. It's so clear what it means now.

  Indeed :)

  Hebrews 1:8 (New International Version)

  8 But about the Son he says,
  "Your throne, O God, will last for ever and ever,
  and righteousness will be the scepter of your kingdom.

  Blessings, Stephen
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  Chalam

  agnosus

  It was in a sort of lab with machinery and computers. There was a sample of blood. A laser of some kind extracted something from the blood (DNA I'm guessing) and turned it into a wavelength. It then proceeded to beam this information onto something that looked like a hard drive, which was then downsized into what looked like an SD card.

  I think it has something to do with what is happening right now Human Genome Project

  So what else happened in the dream? Any other clues? What happened to the SD card?

  Blessings,

  Stephen
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  Emma

  Coffee will become the WTS sacrament.

  Coffee and biscotti to replace wine and crackers.
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  minimus, You probably didn't notice this, but the Watchtower Study conductor in your dream was...

  ...

  <<<<<<< ME

  Watchtower has begun using the word "Minimusize" in place of another expression that they've decided not to continue using in front of the children. Yes friends, "Minimusize" is now the JW jargon code word for "oral sex", which Watchtower has begun viewing in a favorable light. And it will be used as both a noun and a verb. Perhaps "Minimusizely" will be used as an adverb sometime.

  Therefore, it would come as no surprise that the Watchtower would say, "Husbands and wives are now free to minimusize as often as they wish!"

  ...only in your dreams...
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  Scully

  Yeah, that'll be on the series finale of LOST.
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  minimus

  Billy, who woulda thunk it?
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  agonus

  Stephanos,

  Don't know what happened to the card. After I blurted my thoughts out loud the machines turned on me. About that time I woke up.
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  Chalam

  After I blurted my thoughts out loud the machines turned on me.

  Can't say I surprised it turned out this way.

  Are you familiar with Christian views on this? Revelation 13:16-18

  Here's some ideas 666 - THE MARK OF THE BEAST?

  Or here Chuck Missler - Biotech The Sorcerer's New ...

  Blessings,

  Stephen
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  agonus

  "He wore a purple velvet robe over his shoulders."

  Hmmm... Let's see... Who in the Bible was arrayed with a purple robe... and a STEPHANOS (wreath/crown/coil) of thorns?

  Oh, by the way... take a look at the logo at http://www.ornl.gov/sci/techresources/Human_Genome/home.shtml...

  A PURPLE man with a double-helix, or DNA "coil/wreath"...

  Hmm...
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  agonus

  Stephanos, you may wanna check this out too:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard_Global_Seed_Vault

  This is in Norway - the country where Obama recently accepted his bogus Nobel Peace Prize (for doing WHAT exactly?), right about the same time a mysterious blue spiral (stephanos?) appeared in the sky...