Explain My Weird Dream---The Watchtower Was Using The Word "Minimusize"

by minimus 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Hmmmmm. Again.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    ROFL.

    A while back, I dreamed Outlaw came to visit me, accompanied by a Portuguese water dog!

    The dog was frisking about his heels and kicking up a cloud of dust.

    Sylvia

  • minimus
    minimus

    President Outlaw.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    What about the dust cloud?

    Sylvia

  • minimus
    minimus

    I dunno. You're weirder than me.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Sylvia

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    It's a vision of the future - the WTS will change their stance on "apostasy" and start welcoming questions, welcoming the Berean. You, Minimus, are to be the archtype upon which a new GB oracle will be inspired. Coffee will become the WTS sacrament.

    This will happen within our generation (tm), any day now.

    Lions will be available in the library for petting.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    "Minimusize". Funny, when I read that word, I didn't see "Minimus - ize"; I saw "minimu - size". As in two conflicting ideas existing at once within the mind - "minimize - UPsize". Both smaller and larger at once...

    [DOWNtheRabbitHolewithAlice!!!]

    I took it as being another example of the "double-bind" communication the WTBTS uses to create "cognitive dissonance" [goddess, I LOVE that phrase!] within JWs - helps keep them frozen into the organization by maintaining a pre-conscious state of confusion...

    And the coffee??? Heck, who doesn't like the smell of coffee!! Maybe it was a subconcious message; your brain was saying, "Don't listen to that Watchtower crap anymore!! Wake up and SMELL THE COFFEE!!"

    'Jest my pop psychology two-cents-worth... Zid

    P.S. Oh, yeah, VoidEater! "Lions will be available in the library for petting..." Better make sure you keep them away from the leather-bound volumes; switching to vegetarianism must have been hard on them!!!

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    *drying my tears and laughing out loud at Void*

    Sylvia

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Speaking of dreams, when I first started studying the Knowledge Book, I vividly remember a dream I had ... there was a enormous castle fortress and a man sitting on a golden throne holding a gold scepter covered with gems. On his head was a gold crown also with gems and a inscription that said: JAH. He wore a purple velvet robe over his shoulders. Another man approaches the one sitting on the throne and says to him, "They are all worshipping you now." and the man on the throne responds, "Good."

    I kid you not. I really did have this dream before I got baptized. It's so clear what it means now.

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