Just write something completely goofy!

by awildflower 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Mr. T was an articulate scholar and a consummate gentelman. I pitty the fool who says otherwise.

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    "I am not a shrimp, I am a prawn!" (from the Muppet's in my best French accent!)

  • four candles
    four candles

    I fart in your general direction. Also to be said in silly French accent

  • teel
    teel

    The dead prophet invented Linux, that is white, but works when cooked.

    This was the result when I tried a dictation software for the first time with my very poor english spelling (I very rarely speak english).

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Funny teel!

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    An old fourth grade song that I still remember. It used to be sung by the girls in school.

    A sailor went to Sea, Sea, Sea

    To see what he could see, see, see

    But all that he could see, see, see

    Was a bottle of Sea, Sea, Sea

    Another grade school song. Sung to the tune of the old McDonald's commercial song (about 1960's).

    McDonald's is your kind of place

    They serves you rattlesnakes

    French fries betweens your toes

    Hamburgers up your nose

    The last time I went there

    They fried my underwear

    McDonalds is your kind of place

    villabolo

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