You know you are a JW apostate when.........
The spirit bears witness with your spirit.
When do you know you are a JW apostate?
by dissed 46 Replies latest jw friends
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nofear
You know you are a JW apostate when...
You can read the book Crisis Of Conscience without having a crisis of conscience.
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yknot
You know you are a JW apostate when....
You can quote the "Flock Book" verbatim even though you have never had the 'privilege' of serving as an Elder.
You know you are a JW apostate when.....
You can offer a timeline of development of JW interpretations by presidential reign and WT/GA quotes!
You know you are a JW apostate when .....
Your digital library reading is mostly WTS items prior to 1960!
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nugget
When an elders wife calls to find out how you are doing and her husband listens into the call.
All of a sudden the line starts to go all echoy and I can hear what I am saying a split second after I said it . The spooky thing is he calls the following day to talk to hubby and mentions something I said on the call.
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LittleSister
I would call that a Mickey Mouse operation, but they aren't even Betty Boop.
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cantleave
You know you are an apostate when........a dog called mutley makes you think of an outlaw!
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nugget
When you threaten the children with a meeting and their response is "yeah right".
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dissed
You know you are a JW apostate when.......
You punish your kids by making them read the WT......oh wait, that's what JW parents do to their kids when they are bad.
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Quillsky
You know you may be an ex-JW but NOT a JW apostate when.......
Someone says "You were in a cult", and you respond (or think) "No, no, it's not really a cult".
You know you ARE a JW apostate when.......
You can say "I was in a cult", and you experience ZERO tug of cognitive dissonance to resolve.
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dissed
Quillsky - Clever are we, very clever.