When do you know you are a JW apostate? (page 3)

i have a JW "elder" working at my house and i do not hide "crisis of conscience" i want him to read it!!!

When you are Catholic!

@ magwitch>>> too funny, mate!!! LOL .... and soooo sadly true!

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You know more about Rutherford's sex life than what you ever wanted to know;

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You make plans to go out with friends on Thursday night and you don't feel a twinge of guilt;

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You can explain the blood doctrine better than anyone in the Writing Department

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You have no problem bashing the Slobbering Body without wondering if Jehovah's going to murder you for it;

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You go to a family member's home and you have to watch your laptop very carefully because they have made attempts to spy on it;

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You have a stack of old WT publications and you want badly to digitize for preservation;
And your family give you very dirty looks because of that

You know you are a JW apostate (or UBM) when.........

You can watch Lord of the Rings without feeling guilty about "demonic" imagery

What Sacolton would have posted -

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

You say 'Praise Jesus' on a JW Facebook site and are deleted in 2 minutes

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

you know what RandCam is.

Combatting Cult Mind Control and Releasing the Bonds are your guidebooks on life.

you attend apostafests.

You Know you are a JW apostate when...

You still believe what the governing body taught last year...

You know you are a JW apostate when......

You know, a couple of months before JW's do, what the governing body will be teaching a little later this year

When do you know you are a JW apostate?