Which Poster here is most Hygienically clean ?

In continuance of the WHICH POSTER ? thread topics being started today,

I thought it would be appropriate to start this thread to make light of who is and who's not.

I look forward to your incisive input on this important and timely topic

Unfortunately for Mrs. 5th I tend to often avoid the daily shower. LOL

I do go in the hottub every day though but she claims just because it's water it's not the same.

Not John Doe. Did you see his fridge? sheesh!

*looks around sheepishly whilst I go clean mine*

me!

Somehow I always equate "clean" with anal or OCD. That's just me.

I remember one poster shower several times a day, let me think of his username.

You could eat your dinner off my botty.

''Somehow I always equate "clean" with anal or OCD. That's just me.''

Sorry for my ignorance people, but what does OCD stand for???

"Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? When the Bridegroom cometh will your robes be white?"

We have a few anointed posters here who claim to have undergone this ritual. Sounds revolting to me.

Is this specialist process better than shower gel? What do they clean their teeth with? The mind boggles!