Am I going to get destroyed by God for buying Girl Scout Cookies?

teel

You'll be destroyed by God only if you eat the cookies.
How about if I chew, but don't swallow? We need a QFR on this very important issue.
dissed

Yeah, we are getting cookies!!!
sacolton

Girl Scout Cookies and Lucky Charms cereal make Jehovah God very angry.
willyloman

The answer is yes, unless they're Thin Mints. God loves those.
spawn

sacolton,
You should ask a Real Irish Man not one of those fake americans what his "Lucky Charms" are and he will tell you they are not cereal. Eating them will make Bobobah even more angry!!
Elsewhere

> Re: Am I going to get destroyed by God for buying Girl Scout Cookies?
Yes.
To show just how nice of a guy I am, I'm willing to take the burden upon my self and eat those cookies for you.
crazyblondeb

yes, you will go to hell in a handbasket, but i'll be gad to send you my addy so that no cookies
wil be wasted!
littlebird

I just got some tag-a-longs, yummy!
Twitch

No but Basement Cat will take a shining to ya,...
ziddina

Naaaah,....
They'll just destroy your diet, your waistline, and your blood sugar levels!
Zid