9/11....what if a plane hit the Watchtower building instead!!!!

by Witness 007 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    If the planes would have landed in 90 Sands Street and Headquarters instead of the World Trade Center, it would have saved a lot of innocent lives. Those in the World Trade Center were actually doing work that could have bettered the world, and they were the ones that got killed. Rather, it would have been parasites that would have died. We would have still lost the planes and everyone on board either way, but at least they would have one less nuisance on Saturday morning.

    And, if every single member of the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger class (and all those well along in replacing them) would have all died in the incident, it would eventually have allowed a band of moderates to seize the cult like Boozerford did in 1918. This time, they would make it more moderate--allowing birthdays and holidays, allowing everyone to partake of the emblems if they so desired, encouraging children to college, taking a more lenient stand on fornication, smoking, and gambling, and allowing people to do their service online instead of door to door. It would become more like the Seventh Day Adventists, or even completely mainstream--where those whose lives were wrapped up in the religion would still have something to hold onto, and younger people would be more inclined to stay in.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    "And, if every single member of the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger class (and all those well along in replacing them) would have all died in the incident, it would eventually have allowed a band of moderates to seize the cult like Boozerford did in 1918. This time, they would make it more moderate--allowing birthdays and holidays,..."

    Oooo - Kay.... WT Wizard makes sense!!! I can see it now.... Zid

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    It would not be for the better.

    Agree with Zid about the move to the secluded location. It reminds me of Jonestown! This would be a great opportunity for the smart Bethelites to run for their lives . . . .

    I have a name for the place...Dubstown.

  • zombie dub
    zombie dub

    really scraping the lame thread barrel here

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    I think it's a funny thread, in some ways...

    JeffT's comment had me ROFL! "Just under 6 billion people would probably say to themselves, that's the last time I'll have to argue with those idiots at my door on Saturday morning...."

    And Dissed!!! A house landing on the Gov.Bod ala Wicked Witch of the East!!! LOL!

    And in some ways, it's touching on serious subjects... Like the coming increase in isolation when they move to WallKill...

    Zid

  • The_Present_Truth
    The_Present_Truth

    Actually this thought had crossed my mind. The bigger question in my mind if something like this "were" to happen and say all the Governing Body members were killed in the same day by the event is "what is the protocol in that situation"? Who would step in and provide the proper food at the proper time? Cough........

    The_Present_Truth

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