Why Women Are Crabby

by Lady Lee 42 Replies latest social humour

  • LittleSister
    LittleSister

    Perhaps Spawn will read this, learn to appreciate what a fab woman I am and get round to sending me the dame flowers he promised me for mother’s day, but didn't send because he was sick.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    A woman IS her body in the eyes of society. She cannot accept herself because her body isn't "perfect".

    A man can have a nine-month-pregnant midriff and yet criticize the love handles of the most attractive woman he sees.

    Why this disparity?

    It is easier to marginalize a "person" when you hold their body to an immoderate and arbitrary standard of perfection while ignoring

    their mind.

    A woman with a mind is a challenge.

    I like the way you put this, Terry.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    That's why when god created men, she was only joking!!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    That's why when god created men, she was only joking!!

    or practicing

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    When I wear the wrong kind of pants I sometimes set on my "boys" when I get in the car. No human being should have to suffer that kind of pain. Women are streamlined. They have it easy.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Women are streamlined. They have it easy.

    Don't be so sure about that. It ain't easy for some women to sleep on their tummies, the twins have a habit of getting in the way.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Yeah, extra pillows.

  • crapola
    crapola

    That was so funny and sooo true!

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    LOL for Lady Lee's post, and nodding in agreement with Terry.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I love this thread! It's competition on the part of us ladies for the attention of males, so I read. Supposedly, we are supposed to be fighting each other to out do each other in the beautiful, virginal youth department. Men are cute in their innocence of just how trainwrecked their bodies and fashion sense can be, at times, because I wish I could be as blase' about my body and feel just as good. I think men are adorable creatures and I'd like to have one one day.

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