Why Women Are Crabby

by Lady Lee 42 Replies latest social humour

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    I think men are adorable creatures and I'd like to have one one day

    sorta like a pet eh?

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    just got me thinking

    Men complain they are dying trying to pass a kidney stone. What if they had to pass a baseball or a grapefruit or a watermelon

    They cringe at the thought of having a tube, a skinny little tube pushed up there

    To be fair my estranged husband was wonderful when I had my hot flashes. He would wake up every hour with me to fan me off and then roll over until the next hour. In many ways he was a sweetheart. well until we got married and I got sick. Then I wondered who the he!! he was

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I think men are adorable creatures and I'd like to have one one day

    sorta like a pet eh?

    Lady Lee,

    Have you ever had a pet monkey? Have you thought about kissing one?

    Just a thought...

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Oh, I would NEVER have a pet monkey cuz they sling monkey raisins when they get in a snit.

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    Lady Lee,

    This looks like a good and funny thread. The battle for the sexes has been as long as mankind has lived. It has involved over the years. I liked it.

    Scott77

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I think it's amusing now that there is a lot more equality. I respect men a lot. They are so interesting to talk to, so engaging.

  • freydo
    freydo

    Heard something very interesting yesterday having to do with female subjection. Originally Adam and Eve were equal in terms of perfection so there was no need for subjection, but because Adam's sin was not due to succumbing to supernatural temptation, whereas Eve's was, it meant that Adam's fall was greater and made Eve and womankind morally superior, and in a lot of cases intellectually superior to man. Thus to even things out, woman must humble herself which is against her nature of wanting to be equal. That combined with her own imperfection makes things rough. I don't know if it's true or not, but I find it interesting. Carry on.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Lady Lee,

    Kiss me! Kiss the monkey!

    I won't rip your face off love.... kiss me!

    Come closer love... closer please... closer!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Shamus

    This is what I get first thing in the morning? No coffee? - OK I was awake all night because of pain so my sleeping-in was catch-up sleep

    I would love to have a monkey as long as it was potty trained and could help me out. Does the monkey do dishes? Clean the toilet? Cook? (I even like fried bananas).

    And yes I would even kiss it

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    freydo

    Heard something very interesting yesterday having to do with female subjection. Originally Adam and Eve were equal in terms of perfection so there was no need for subjection, but because Adam's sin was not due to succumbing to supernatural temptation, whereas Eve's was, it meant that Adam's fall was greater and made Eve and womankind morally superior, and in a lot of cases intellectually superior to man. Thus to even things out, woman must humble herself which is against her nature of wanting to be equal. That combined with her own imperfection makes things rough. I don't know if it's true or not, but I find it interesting. Carry on

    I have always thought Adam's sin was greater. Eve was tricked. Adam's was deliberate. I agree that his fall was the greater of the two.

    I also think that as women we work very hard to prop up a man's ego. We soothe them. We tell them they are the best at whatever they do - better than other men. We certainly have to boost their sexual egos.

    I have lived with 3 men. The first and the last were useless with a hammer anr nails, the second was blind so he had a good excuse. The second and third were insecure as men, the first gave up his power to the WTS, the third just gave up. The second was a figher with words and ideas, brilliant in fact but always needed to win. It grew tedious.

    So yeah I think we women have to subject ourselves to let men think they are superior

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