by snowbird 359 Replies latest social entertainment
The peaceful quiet of the quilting room was shattered as Christine in a frustrating attempt to stipple a butterfly on her daughters gift resulted in a staple gun flying across the room as her working table began to topple over scaring her cat Ollie who had been sleeping under it.
broccoli apology astrology
Good morning Nancy, rip et al!
CC
Hi Nancy & CoCo!!
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~~ Ode to Broccoli~~
T'was written in the stars;
No, not talkin' 'bout astrology.
Became a born-again worshipper
Of the cru-ci-ferous broccoli!
My buds are green with envy,
Steamed stalks frequently get cross;
" Gee, Sis!" the brother yells at me:
( He thinks he is my boss)
"You reek of so much garlic,
Must you baptize in all that sauce?"
(Scared away the warrior wizard Sparlock, it's true!
Anyway, Caleb's mom urged us all, toys to toss.)
After a meal when broccoli is digested
It can cause a lot of gas~~
My friends have become such snobs;
Turn up their noses whenever I pass!
But, I will offer no apology,
My carbon footprints kinda small;
This fuel source is good ecology,
I'll keep on believing in cru-ci-ferous broccoli
And that folks, is all!
~~~
Sinister, banister, barrister
Ah, Broccoli, you say.
Cubby was the man, who put double oh seven, on the screen.
Also, broccoli was the vegetable, from his family's farm, their very own, invention.
Apology not needed, if you do not know what all that means.
Look it up on google search,
To see what "stars" the Broccoli's stirred,
Who plays, this years ... Bond, James Bond, we are eager to know.
Looking at the list of stars, astrology was not even mentioned.
But tall, dark and handsome,
Or beautiful, curvaceous and Wow!
They got their start.
We ate them up,
The Broccoli's are quite a sensation.
( Geeze ... How do you pull 3 words out of the air???)
shoot boot hoot
LL
PS Be easy on me. it's my first time. I tried.
Rip... That's a good one!
I guess you posted, while I was still munching, on my mornings, toast.
I was thinking of last nights party, about that sinister looking man,
You know, the dark haired one, who said he just flew in, all the way from Japan.
It turned out, as he stood alone by the banister, removing his wet shoes and hat,
That he was a fellow barrister, miserably disguised, as a drowned rat.
Shoot, to us he looked a hoot.
We almost gave him the boot.
LL
shy guy try (I am not in the advanced word category, like you guys are, yet. lol )
If I upset your cart, you can call me a tart, but I have a heart, so please don't call me the stinky "F" word. Thanx
Hi Lois Lane Looking for (the longest title of any other poster here, I fear!!!)
So nice that you came out to play today;
You always bring so much cheer!
Oh shoot, I didn't mean to boot or shoo you away,
I'll gladly hoot like an owl if you come back and stay!
So dear Lois don't be shy with us;
I like your willingness to try!
We've got Nancy (our Wibby)
& sweet CoCo's quite a guy!
Then there's Sylvia Snowbird who started this thread
Occassionally, a hell of a poster named Zed
Cultbegone's made an appearance here too
And Oubliette (or Frenchy) gave us a few!
Poetry, prose, perhaps a sentence will do?
Please, positively post again with us soon!!
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Laugh, giraffe, staff
The nature park staff would pour out a carafe
of wine for their friendly giraffe
and out his long neck he'd send forth a laugh
then pose for a cute photograph
marina hyena verbena
There once was a mother named Marina,
Whose baby smelled of fragrant verbena.
She would tickle baby's belly;
Make it shimmy-shake like jelly,
Just to hear her precious laugh like a hyena!
~~~
middle, riddle, mettle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFi8N2FQsc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
