I saw a two year old running down the aisle laughing with mom chasing her totally embarrassed.
What are some of the funniest things you've seen during a prayer, and you could'nt laugh out loud?
by african GB Member 28 Replies latest jw experiences
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african GB Member
In my old Cong. a young boy went onto the stage while his Elder father was praying,
the boy started talking to the father, the father went on for about 3 more minutes before concluding his otherwise would be long prayer.
I don't know what happened to the boy, perhaps disciplined according to the scriptures?.....
What a boy(aposto boy)!
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yourmomma
a kid in front of me, about 7 or 8 farted so hard and so loud that he grabbed his butt and looked at his mom like "wtf". i lost it, that was classic.
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petitebrunette
A little boy in the row in front of me was digging into his Mom's purse and pulled out a feminine product and proceeded to stick it to the carpet! So funny!
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sooner7nc
At the age of about 16 I was sitting with my cousin J.D., my best friend ever, towards the back of the hall. Now me and J.D. had a very sick sense of humor that went well together, or badly, depending on your point of view. Well during the prayer he nudges me and I slowly turn my head over to see what he wants. He's got this big s*** eating grin on his face and motions for me to look down. I swear to you all that he had his jacket pulled back where only I could see that he had a boner through his pleated slacks. Yes, I had to walk out in the middle of the prayer. Funny I haven't thought of that in years. Thank God.
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truthseekeriam
At the bookstudy the elder called on a brother to say prayer..your should have seen the elders wife as she tried to get his attention to stop him, it was hilarious.
See, the brother he called on was a study and you better believe the whole prayer was filled with Lord this and Lord that... it was so funny seeing that outwardly perfect elderette almost lose her mind trying to stop her husband.
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Doubting_Tomas
Not During a Pray - But in 1984 I was in my teens, Giving a Talk in the Side Room #2, when My brothers and 2 of our friends Started to make me Laugh... I started gigiling , smirking and started to laugh when I leaned over the Podium and pointed at them AS I was now getting hysterucal ..and Said " You better Shut UP " I just couldnot go on I stood their for 2-3 mins Just Laughing as the Rest of room was silent . . except for my brothers __ I could not finish . . The Brother came Up and just stuttered out "A aaacAAAA well AAAHH aaa I . . . He gave me a "W" hahahahaahah . .. .
By the way He was the worst Stutterer in the World He was the highlight of the meeting I realy felt bad for Him .. wonder if he ever felt bad if he ever disfelowshiped anyone
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its_me!
One time, right before the meeting started, my mother told me that she had a funny story to tell me, so I said "tell it." She said "No, because the meeting is about to start and you will laugh during the prayer." I said, "No, I will be fine, just tell me."
Quick background,,,, I was in my late teens when my younger brother was born, at this point , I am 22 and he is probably 5 or 6.
Mom proceeds to tell me that she was doing dishes, looking out the back window, and she hears my little brother singing, so she cranes her neck around until she can see him,,,,, he is skipping through the yard, with his pants down, peeing, and singing.
Needless to say, I did laugh, and I was sitting in the front row, and I tried so hard not to laugh out loud during the prayer that I gave myself a nose bleed and had to run, not walk to the bathroom! I still laugh about it just telling the story!!
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Simon
We used to meet in a rented hall with no air-con or ventilation so on very hot summer Thursday evenings they would open the windows but not close the curtains. Of course, because of the lights, this would attract huge 'daddy long legs' (crane flies?) that would fly around near the lights.
My sister and her friend were sat in front of us and had been watching one fly around swooping around and were nervous that it might come near them. As the prayer started I thought it would be funny to touch their hair just behind their ears.
OMG, I didn't think they were going to scream THAT loudly !