What do you say, if someone asks if you go to church?

by Bonnie_Clyde 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    I say..Oh God, hell No!

    lisa

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Most everyone who knows me, knows better than asking me .

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    I ask if they swallow (man or girl).... by then they forgot their question.

  • garyneal
    garyneal

    I say I do and tell them where I go. My church is a little unorthodox and so may be a subject of ridicule but people should know better than to start criticizing it as I find flaws in all churches.

    The only group I get a little concerned about is the people from the Potter's House churches. They tend to think your salvation in another church is invalid sometimes.

    Outlaw,

    We have a Church's chicken in Hampton Roads also.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    I've been to a few Ukrainian masses but I missed the message seeings how I don't speak Ukrainian...but...

    I'm going to the church that I used to attend, many years ago, tomorrow. I'm quite excited to visit my friends again. Though I have seen and talked to them around town and stuff I miss the fellowship that church provides.

    I really hope I don't cry like a blubbering idiot...tv church melts me...every time.

    I recently "found" my niece on facebook and my family has been restricted from contact since she was 1 1/2...she has many "friends" that go to the church that I attended so maybe I'll even see her there. I hope so...

    I know what I've been missing...

    love michelle

  • morganphoenix
    morganphoenix

    you could tell them you attend the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    I kid you not. Their website is http://www.venganza.org/

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    In England, I hear there is a legitimate Star Wars Church.

    Hey, it works as well as anything else I've heard as religious belief, and better than JWs by a mile.

    I mean, you get to carrry a lightsaber, how cool is that???. If I could do that in the JWs, I might be tempted back. But, only to the Dark Side...bwahahahaha!

    Darth Mindmelda

  • garyneal
    garyneal
    you could tell them you attend the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Or the Church of Satan. That will really throw them for a loop. LOL

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Please send me the address to that Star Wars church I AM SO THERE I see the light.

    I feel the Dark Side

    Darth Plaugeis

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I have actually answered "It's against my religion."

    What's your religion?

    "Faded Jehovah's Witness. They don't allow members to go to a church, I am not interested anyway."

    Despite my desire to avoid a jc, I speak for myself and don't cower.

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