Bumper sticker on the car of a former JW I met.
" I'm sorry I haven't been to church lately, I've been busy practicing Witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. "
That is exactly what she had been doing lol
What do you say, if someone asks if you go to church?
by Bonnie_Clyde 34 Replies latest jw friends
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mindmelda
My brother in law who was raised JW but never baptized (yay!) is a gay Druid...LOL...he tells them when they come to the house, "I'm a gay Druid...pick one or both as a reason we don't need to talk!"
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morganphoenix
Funny Mindmelda
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Quillsky
Many funny responses on this thread but this from Darth Plaugeis wins so far......
I ask if they swallow (man or girl).... by then they forgot their question.
I don't tend to hang out with people who ask me if I go to church. Maybe I know how to choose my friends.
But if someone had to ask me I'd say I'm open to going to church as a cultural event, what do they have to offer? If it sounds interesting I'll go, for the experience.