Gourmet Coffee Thrown Out Because Of Yoga Exercising JW!

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Here's a good one!

    My obsessed JW relative had another Witness come and visit for a few weeks in her home. The Witness woman is around 225 lbs. and has been trying to lose weight. She brought as a gift to my relative, very expensive gourmet coffee.

    Within days, the visitor was doing yoga exercises and this bothered my dear auntie so much, she told her she had to leave because yoga was spiritism and she could no longer be welcomed in her home. So the visitor had to call an inactive Witness who knows the visitor and the inactive Witness now is putting up the exercising woman.

    Meanwhile, my JW aunt has gotten rid of the coffee and thoroughly cleaned the house to rid her of any demon residue.

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    Did she also get rid of any old used clothes?

  • Gordy
    Gordy

    So the visitor had to call an inactive Witness who knows the visitor and the inactive Witness now is putting up the exercising woman.

    So she sent the "demon-possessed" woman to another JW ??

    Or did she think that the other JW being "inactive" it was OK to do.

  • minimus
    minimus

    She would get rid of ANYTHING if she thought it could bring in the fearful demons!

  • minimus
    minimus

    As long as the yoga exercising woman was out of her house, she didn't care where she went!

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    JW's look for demons everywhere, but are inconsistent. I didn't know anything about Yoga and I remember when a few of the elders and their wives in my newly found religion (Jehovah's Witnesses) started going to a 5AM daily Yoga class. I determined even that early on, that you probably shouldn't tell others everything you do because it 'stumbles' some of them.

    This is kind of long, but it shows how some feel about Yoga:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orCv5qMC7QA

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    lol. I know witnesses that do yoga. They don't chant or get trancendental about it. This woman is mental.

  • minimus
    minimus

    It's all the Original Serpent's fault.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Demons hide in Gourmet Coffee..And..Large womens Underwear..

    It`s in the Bible!!..

    .............................. ...OUTLAW

  • LittleSister
    LittleSister

    I stopped doing yoga for a while after I read an Awake article several years ago, but I don't remember anything about being possessed. As I recall the point was that it was linked to various forms of false worship. In the end I would rather do a yoga class any day than sit in a JW meeting.

    It's amazing how JWs change things from personal choice to cause for stumbling to false worship to she's possessed by demons. They are all a bunch of crazies.

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