by highdose 23 Replies latest jw friends
It means your a hotty.
Or it means that your female and they are male, and it you stood face to face they wouldn't know what to say to you or how to act and they would get all nervous and all.
But in a vehicle, they can whoop it up and then make a hasty retreat.
Kind of like in grade school when a boy likes you and slugs you in the arm and then runs away.
It means, "I am a loser with a tiny penis and no brain."
~Sue
It means, "I am a loser with a tiny penis and no brain."
It might be tiny but there is a brain in there and it makes me honk if I see a hottie
LD
"Beep" means "Back dat ass up!", it's a sound of appreciation.
A bit by Jerry Seinfeld:
I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don’t get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I’m not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they’re so subtle, their little.. everything they do is subtle.. men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that’s it! It’s the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don’t know ’bout that, we don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.. The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. This man is out of ideas. The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don’t we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Where ever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, OK, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That’s why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: “Where to meet men?”. We’re here, we are everywhere. We’re honking our horns to serve you better.
Those guys are lazy stupid douche bags and are not worth your time. Any man that respects a female does not honk, hoot or whistle at her. In that moment you have learned everything you need to know about that fool.
The proper and equal response is do nothing or this.
I should state that I'm
male
Husband
Dad
Grandpa
If I ever saw one of my son's treating a women like that I'd educate them, painfully.
I like it when guys honk. I think it's cute.
It's really simply a manifestation of such men's very quick and finely calibrated hand-eye coordination capabilities, dear Highdose (peace to you!). These guys are actually quite brilliant: the eye sees a girl... pretty, not so pretty, tall, short, skinny, big butt, small butt, short tight skirt, long tight skirt, tight jeans, long hair, blonde hair... hair... you pretty much name it... and the hand AUTOMATICALLY hits the horn. No long, lengthy calculation to make. No quantum mathematical equation to work out. Rather, a TRUE "split-second" conclusion... and the problem is "solved": Eye + Girl = Honk. That's how these particular genius' brains work. Rocket science at its best, really.
But... do NOT take offense because it truly IS meant as a compliment, in a very advanced communicative way. Just don't let it go to your head... and DON'T honk/wave/smile back. Unless, of course, you're ready for what could possibly come with THAT (some else can enlighten you, there).
Again, peace to you!
A slave of Christ,
SA, on her own...
I think guys beep because they know they can just keep right on going and dont have to do something like uh...NOT be a neanderthal and actually strike up a conversation. Its particularly effective when their crew is in the car with them and the music is loud and the windows (that still work) are rolled down and the really bad sound system is rattling the crap out of the hooptie they are driving. Shit...as a female Id be impressed as hell by being acknowledged by that ilk.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine and is also known as a buster
Always thinkin' about what he wants
He just sits on his (oh his, on his, on his)
So...(no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't wanna meet you no where (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
And a scrubs is checkin' me,
But his game is kinda weak,
And I know he can't approach me,
Cause I"m looking like class and he's looking like trash,
Can't get wit' a deadbeat (deadbeat)
So...(no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't wanna meet you no where (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you,
You live at home with your momma (I'm talking to you)
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you,
You have a shorty but you don't show no love,
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you,
Wanna get me with no money,
Oh no, I don't want no, oh
No scrub, no scrub, no no,
No scrub, no scrub, no no,
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that ain't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
