by Terry 32 Replies latest watchtower bible
I manned the 800-why-1914 helpline while I was technically in good standing. I wasn't going to meetings or out in service but they pretty much left me alone. It worked for over a year until they finally came after me 'cause I gave my x husband a copy of "Chrisis of Conscience". They never did find out about my work on the help-line. Tee hee
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you mean, things i DO.....I'm not supposed to DO......as an active JW: 1. get drunk 2. smoke pot 3. watch porn 4. watch R-rated movies 5. listen to heavy metal music 6. not give a damn...................am I leaving any thing out? oh, yes. smoke cigs. and curse like a sailor. I think thats all.................for now.
I had a gf at 16 while I was a RPioneer. We would make out in the field ministry :-)
We almost had sex- so we got a JC and no more making out with her.
I made out with a worldly I confessed to an elder in our new cong. He said it was ok, just not to do it again.
I had dry sex with my mom's cousing while still 16
Tons of fake reports while I was a pioneer.
I used to play rubber-band guns with the factory guys at bethel while working there.
I watch porn at home (my dad had purchased a satelite dish and we could watch all chanels from all over the world)
I masturbated for the first time when I was 20
I had sex with my wife before we got married
I went to strip clubs with my friends from bethel
Used to order way more magazines that I needed and would trash them
Get out of the Meetings and go play video games or have lunch at a restaurant
made out with a girl in an assembly. inside one of the offices while we could hear the talk.
i was appointed MS and never confessed any of the above.
I used to dog my calls and stint on donating. I also sang the Kingdumb Maladies even worse than Milli Vanilli did on his album.
I was such a square… I didn’t do any of those things until I left the Borg!
Lets just say...God bless the nudie bar!
And vaseline
Lets just say...God bless the nudie bar!
Yes! I forgot that one!
Man, y'all look like choir boys and girls compared to me. I think I'm embarrassed!
The thing I finally did as all of you too, was actually start to think for myself. by doing so the blinders fell off and the mind opened up and there was the stark realization that they weren't the only ones who were right about things. In fact they were no very often totally right and a lot of other times they were totally wrong.
things i did when i was regular;
going to birthday parties
going to xmas parties
going to new year's parties
going to strip clubs & topless bars
dating wordly girls(some of the best relationships, friends i've ever had)
getting to the point of falling down drunken stupors
getting baked on LSD or dope
drinking on a daily basis(llike a fish)
and last but not least, cursing & swearing like a drunken sailor at work
