I can`t believe how many people send me Email to tell me..
I`ve Won Money..I have a Huge Inheritance..Jesus told them to email me,so I could help them with millions of dollars ect..ect..ect..
In the last 2 days Jesus has sent 3 people..LOL!!
This next one made me laugh so I thought I`d share it..
Bank of East Asia Chai Wan - Chai Wan Road
G/F, 345 Chai Wan Road, Chai Wan Telephone: +852-819-909-62 Attention: Beneficiary This Is To Officially Inform You That We Have Verified Your Contract Inheritance File Presently On My Desk, And I Found Out That You Have Not Received Your Payment Due To Your Lack Of Co-Operation And Not Fulfilling The Obligations Giving To You In Respect To Your Contract /Inheritance Payment. Secondly, You Are Hereby Advice To Stop Dealing With Some Non-Officials In The Bank As This Is An Illegal Act And Will Have To Stop If You So Wish To Receive Your Payment Immediately. After The Board Meeting Held At Our Headquarters, We Have Resolved In Finding A Solution To Your Problem, And As You May Know, We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our Swift Card Payment Centre In Europe, America And Asia Pacific. This Card Centre Will Send You An Atm Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In An Atm Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is (HK$5,000.00) Five Thousand Per Transaction. So, If You Like To Receive Your Fund This Way, HK$15,000 For You To Withdraw For A Day And Each Transaction Is 5,000 Minimum Which You Have To Withdraw HK$15,000 For One Working Day Also Be Informed That The Total Amount In The Swift Atm Card Is HK$14.6 Million . (1) Your Full Name: (2) Your Address Where You Want the Payment Centre to Send Your Atm Card.: (3) Phone and Fax Number: (4) Age and Occupation: (5) Your Nearest International Air Port in Your City Of Residence: We Shall Be Expecting To Receive Your Information You Have Stop Any Further Communication With Anybody Or Office. On This Regards, Do Not Hesitate To Contact Me For More Details And Direction, And Also Please Do Update Me With Any New Development. Thanks for Your Co-Operation. Best Regards, Mr. Thomas Glasgow Remittance Manager Normally I don`t respond..But..This Email made me Laugh.. This Email deserved a reply..... This is what I Emailed back.. .............................. ...OUTLAW