...I just keep getting more Money..$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...

by OUTLAW 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    I can`t believe how many people send me Email to tell me..

    I`ve Won Money..I have a Huge Inheritance..Jesus told them to email me,so I could help them with millions of dollars ect..ect..ect..

    In the last 2 days Jesus has sent 3 people..LOL!!

    This next one made me laugh so I thought I`d share it..

    Bank of East Asia Chai Wan - Chai Wan Road
    G/F, 345 Chai Wan Road, Chai Wan Telephone: +852-819-909-62 Attention: Beneficiary This Is To Officially Inform You That We Have Verified Your Contract Inheritance File Presently On My Desk, And I Found Out That You Have Not Received Your Payment Due To Your Lack Of Co-Operation And Not Fulfilling The Obligations Giving To You In Respect To Your Contract /Inheritance Payment. Secondly, You Are Hereby Advice To Stop Dealing With Some Non-Officials In The Bank As This Is An Illegal Act And Will Have To Stop If You So Wish To Receive Your Payment Immediately. After The Board Meeting Held At Our Headquarters, We Have Resolved In Finding A Solution To Your Problem, And As You May Know, We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our Swift Card Payment Centre In Europe, America And Asia Pacific. This Card Centre Will Send You An Atm Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In An Atm Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is (HK$5,000.00) Five Thousand Per Transaction. So, If You Like To Receive Your Fund This Way, HK$15,000 For You To Withdraw For A Day And Each Transaction Is 5,000 Minimum Which You Have To Withdraw HK$15,000 For One Working Day Also Be Informed That The Total Amount In The Swift Atm Card Is HK$14.6 Million . (1) Your Full Name: (2) Your Address Where You Want the Payment Centre to Send Your Atm Card.: (3) Phone and Fax Number: (4) Age and Occupation: (5) Your Nearest International Air Port in Your City Of Residence: We Shall Be Expecting To Receive Your Information You Have Stop Any Further Communication With Anybody Or Office. On This Regards, Do Not Hesitate To Contact Me For More Details And Direction, And Also Please Do Update Me With Any New Development. Thanks for Your Co-Operation. Best Regards, Mr. Thomas Glasgow Remittance Manager Normally I don`t respond..But..This Email made me Laugh.. This Email deserved a reply..... This is what I Emailed back.. http://kateskitchentable.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/grandma2.jpg.............................. ...OUTLAW

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Outlaw,

    That's not very nice! Just because they're trying to scam you doesn't mean you have to get all rabid at them!

    I say do like one of our posters did and tell them you've sent the money order and have them go back repeatedly with the wrong number to the Western Union. Waste their time.

    Mine go right to junk mail - not that I get a lot.

    (like, don't go on so many porn sites, man!

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    I don't get any offers of money, but apparently there's a ton of hot asian babes impatiently waiting for their opportunity to engage in a sexual marathon with me.

    I don't know why they email me. Why don't they just knock on my door? I'm only a 15 minute subway ride from Chinatown.

    W

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Reading that made my head hurt.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Shamus..

    It`s unbelievable how many I get every week..

    FF..

    I get the Hot,Asian/Black/Russian and Cheating House Wives..

    Who the hell would think of a Cheating House Wife web site?..LOL!!

    SL..

    Reading all the Scam Emails I get,would really make your head hurt..

    I read some of them to see if they have a new story..It`s usually same old same old....

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    I wouldn't do that , thats sending a return e-mail to these culprits , the reason being that

    when you return an e-mail like that , thats assures the sender that that address does exist and they will

    gather those e-mails up to re-send and collect them, from there they can sell $$$ them to some

    other unscrupulous crooks. Certain e-mails may still contain a Trojan or virus inside them,

    so caution should be used at all times.

    Once you return the e-mail, the address gets confirmation and they are mostly likely collected

    to be sold, we are talking about hundreds of thousands.

    What I do with these bogus E-mails is most of the time my software and anti-virus blocks them

    or you can do this manually by right clicking them and put them in the block out list.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The true one..

    Good Advice!!..

    This was the first threatening Email I got..Thats why I thought it was funny..

    I figured I`d have some fun and really piss them off..LOL!!

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    I know its very tempting to do what you did, but after getting informed by my IT computer expert brother,

    he enlighten me on what was goes on with these crooks, most he says based themselves off in obscured little areas

    or countries, where there is little government agencies overlooking after Inter-net traffic.

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    The sad part is people who aren't aware of the scam actual send money out to these crooks.

    when the heat starts to rise they just simply pack up and move to another location just to restart the scam

    once again with a different name and identification.

    Hey you know this kind of reminds me of a religion I was once involved in .

    Making bold face promises out to people and getting some money out of them,

    then keep telling the individuals that whats been promised them is soon to arrive.

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    The ones I get are usually so badly written in English that I want to send them a dictionary and a sympathy letter. LOL

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