they are gettin better and better at ludicrous

by booby 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  booby

  so Jesus regularly attended meetings for worship (they don't specify which kingdom hall) and may have been thinking about psalm 40:6-8 (in the new world translation I suppose)

  7 Jesus showed his keen interest in spiritual things by regularly attending meetings for
  worship. With his perfect mind, he must have absorbed everything he heard and read in the
  Hebrew Scriptures. (Luke 4:16) He also had another precious possession-a perfect human

  body that could be sacrificed in behalf of mankind. When he was baptized, Jesus was praying

  and may have been thinking about the prophetic words of Psalm 40:6-8.-Luke 3:21; read Hebrews
  10:5-10.
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  booby

  oh, by the way that is from the august study wt
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  snowbird

  Don't you just love the way they trivialize Jesus?

  Syl
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  mindmelda

  For Jehovah's Witnesses, Jesus has become the dogcatcher of their spiritual paradise, somewhere beneath the Borganization as far as people to be paid attention to.
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  Sapphy

  If Jesus did return, I bet they'd expect him to humbly submit to governing body leadership. Probably start him out on the mics or something.
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  snowbird

  When He returns, He will shepherd with a rod of iron.

  I hope Ted Jaracz's head will be the first He breaks.

  Syl
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  Psychotic Parrot

  Snowbird, if you still believe in all that jesus stuff then you're no better than the witnesses & no brighter.
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  snowbird

  Take a stroll to the Valley of Hinnom, Psychotic Parrot.

  Syl
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  Psychotic Parrot

  Why? Does it... *gasp*... does it... actually exist?

  THEN JESUS MUST BE REAL! AND HE MUST BE OUR SAVIOR!

  Shit, i better get to church immediately!
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  snowbird

  THEN JESUS MUST BE REAL! AND HE MUST BE OUR SAVIOR!

  Shit, i better get to church immediately!

  Syl