they are gettin better and better at ludicrous

by booby 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    Bullshit words like "may have been thinking", "could have said" really piss me off. He "may have been...", for real?! Well, how about he "may NOT have been"...50/50 odds. And the blinded crowd of nodding lemmings, arghhhh...

  • St George of England
    St George of England
    I hope Ted Jaracz's head will be the first He breaks.

    When Jaracz turns up at heaven's gate, Peter will have locked the door and turned out the lights, pretending no-one is in!

    George

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    Syl

  • out4good3
    out4good3

    When my wife leaves the mags just hanging around, I take a purple highlighter and highlight all the May have been, could have been, evidently so, to try to point out to my wife that these people have absolutely no fu#$%ing idea what they are talking about and are just making that shit up as they go.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    "Snowbird, if you still believe in all that jesus stuff then you're no better than the witnesses & no brighter."

    That was unnecessarily mean, offensive and rude. Do you speak to people like that face-to-face?

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    When my wife leaves the mags just hanging around, I take a purple highlighter and highlight all the May have been, could have been, evidently so...

    That sounds like a pretty good drinking game, thanks!

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    Ya tone it down Psychotic Parrott, we try not to attack people personaly. That was rude. You have a right to not believe in God and have your views but you will be shut down if you attack people directly like that, unprovoked.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    What I find insulting to Christ is that :

    "He must have absorbed everything he was being taught."

    The Witchtower Babble and Trash has wasted NO words saying that what the 1st Century Jews were taught at Synagogue was LIES:

    The perfect son of God absorbed lies????!!!

    Additionally, he already knew the scriptures, better than any of the cantors at schul.

    The real message is - "If Jesus Christ himself could humbly accept the erroneous teaching of a bunch of old Jewish dorks YOU can absorb OUR crap too. So get your a$$ to the Kingdumb Hell and give more money to the Worldwide pedophile Defense Fund."

    HB

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    PSYCHO Parrot-

    Strong faith is not a sign of stupidity.

    Until less than 150 years ago most intelligent people had a faith.

    Isaac Newton, Copernicus, Galileo, the list is HUGE.

    We need to distinguish between:

    fools who will believe anything.

    intelligent people who believe there is a reason for everything.

    ordinary people who have been conned into believing a cult.

    intelligent people who think their needs can be filled by a cult.

    (This list can go on and on)

    But please dont say Snowie is stupid for having faith.

    In my experience, most JWs have been deliberately deceived, not stupid. It is stupid not to see that.

    HB

  • hotspur
    hotspur
    If Jesus did return, I bet they'd expect him to humbly submit to governing body leadership. Probably start him out on the mics or something.

    Nah ---- he'd have to get the beard off first!

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