I physically get heebie jeebies when I think about conventions. SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!!! Ugh blech!! I admire your intestinal fortitude and at the same time am very sorry for your having to endure that. There would be projectile hurling if I was forced to listen to that drivel FOR EVEN ONE MORE SECOND and watch all those fake ass holy wannabees walking around trolling for mates and being told what to do like a bunch of brainless cattle.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING PEOPLE????? Ugh....where is my Pepto.