MEMORIAL TIME AGAIN

by picosito 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    The key point about the Memorial seems to me to be that it's a special gathering of believers who meet TO REJECT CHRIST'S SACRIFICE. That's how it should look to any outsider. Strange that we didn't see it before.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    If you're wondering what to do if you don't feel like going, do what I did :

    DON'T GO

    I didn't go last year for the first time in my life, and I still woke up the next day! And I didn't get any phone calls either!

  • picosito
    picosito

    You could even put hot sauce on the bread. That would be really cool.

  • picosito
    picosito

    Dear Prisca:
    You were still alive too. Right? No lightning bolt from heaven?

  • picosito
    picosito

    Hi Prisca:

    Are you really as beautiful as Sandra Bullock? Or ARE you Sandra Bullock? I won't tell, because in my part of the Republic of Texas we keep stuff like that confidential.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Yep, still alive, and no lightening bolt from heaven. I could even say I've been blessed in many ways over the past 12 months too!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day picosito,

    I know you're new around here and you may not realise it, but this is not a question we ask of a lady.

    Let's just say, we've been thru' this before, OK?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Do I really look as beautiful as Sandra Bullock? Well, that's a loaded question to ask a female!

    Some who have met me think I'm even prettier than her, one friend recently said I look more like Lisa Marie Presley. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

  • picosito
    picosito

    Listen, Ozziepost, ah ain't ezakly NEW arahund hyeah (even tho ya thank so): in Teyuxas we ayusk a gal whut we need ta ask huh! B'cuz of yer "realise" with a "s" insteyud uv a "zee" ah gits the feelin' thayut you from the Republic o'Angleterre an' y'all ova theyuh don't know hahw ta tawk ta a lady anyhahw! So don't tread awn me if'n it ain't unavawidable. If'n the laidy shews a pic of Sandra Bullock ah dewn't thank mah question is inappropriate anyhahw!!! I LUUUUV Sandra!!!!! Remember ha in SPEED with Keanu??? Anyhahw, if it wasn't fer ya Brits we wouldn't be hyeah, so thayaunks fa ya commeyent!!!

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    It's ok pico, the guy was just taking care of a lady. YOu do that sort of thing in Texas too, right?

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