Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

Found Sheep

my conscience would not let me
White Dove

There's nothing to hear. Literally.
Darth plaugeis

I'm one of the anointed, so what's the point?
TastingFreedom

"It is against my religion"
mrsjones5

Who mistakenly told you I was a jw?
little witch

I pooped my britches!
serenitynow!

"my conscience would not let me"
I like this.
RR

"Oh, I thought they were optional"
JeffT

I haven't been in a kingdom hall since 1988 and you just now noticed?
StoneWall

I've been working overtime to save up money to go see Beth Sarim in San Diego and also the pyramid at C.T.Russell's
gravesite.