If Jehovah was forced to save only one person per catergory,(e.g-Elder or MS, Pioneer or Auxilliary Pioneer, Elder's Wife or Non-Elder's Wife...etc.) who would he choose?

by african GB Member 17 Replies latest social humour

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    ?any thoughts?

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    dumb question

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    Your threads are a waste of bandwidth.

  • tec
    tec

    What???

    I think you come on here to play with us. It doesn't bother me, mind you. It's kind of like English humor. Very dry and subtle.

    I chuckled when I read the thread, at least.

    Tammy

  • yknot
    yknot

    How is the talk coming along? Have you worked out your intro?

    __________________

    Back to topic question:

    Best answer:

    Jah would send his faithful representative's (GB) representative (CO) to inspect and compare FS hours and files in order to glean which were the best candidates.

    Alternate answer:

    If you want me to really stick to the topic question the answer is.......(at least in WTS world) the lesser positioned candidate.....because they can be encouraged to 'reachout' and do more!
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    He`d let them all live..

    And..

    Kill the idiot that wrote this thread..

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If Jehovah were to exist, who would force him to do anything?

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Yknot: I am having sleepless nights preparing for the talk, haven't come up with the final intro yet.

    I get goose bumps just thinking of the talk, it'll be the greatest moment of my life, i can't wait!!

  • tec
    tec

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Is this a Jokes and Humour section?

    Oh yes it is...just wanted to make sure.

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