If Jehovah was forced to save only one person per catergory,(e.g-Elder or MS, Pioneer or Auxilliary Pioneer, Elder's Wife or Non-Elder's Wife...etc.) who would he choose?

tec

Ooohh.
That was a subtle rebuke :)
I'm laughing now.
Tammy
african GB Member

If two JWs, an Elder and a MS were walking in the street just in front of a KH, and were struck by the lightining, which one would be worthy to get help first? In other words, when the Cong. runs out to help them, who do they start with, Elder or MS?
StAnn

They would help the one with the most money.
StAnn
african GB Member

LOL
yknot

Lightening Strike:)
The Elders would usher everyone back into the KH, have a quick meeting to decide if Brother Toasted Elder is a man they want to keep seeing each week or if this MS has potential to be the best bootlicker yet as he bids for the late Elder's spot
snowbird

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Syl
Cagefighter

I put my money on the Aux Pioneer. most bang for the buck they usually have ft job and can get the hours in.
onemore

They'll need to consult the Elder's Manual before making such a "life or death" decision...