The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! (page 27)

theMadJW

John 14: 10 Don't you believe that We are God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost, and that God- the- Father, and God-the-Ghost are in Us? The words We say to you We do not speak on Our own authority. Rather, it is THEM, living in Us, who are doing Their work. - RCV

theMadJW

Acts 5:30 The Gods of our fathers raised up Jesus God, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
31 He hath the Triune Majesty has GIVEN BACK the position of Prince and Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins. - RCV

theMadJW

Romans 1:16- For in the gospel "He's RISEN!", a righteousness from God is revealed, a righteousness that is by faith from first to last, just as it is written: "The righteous will live by faith. - RCV

theMadJW

Revelation 20:6- Happy and holy is anyone having part in the first resurrection; over these the second death has no authority, (don’t worry about what second death means- since you never REALLY die, anyways...) but they will be priests of The Holy Trinity, and millions will rule as kings with Them for the thousand years of eternity. - RCV

theMadJW

Rev 20:11- And I saw Three great white thrones, and Them that sat on them, from whose faces the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. - RCV

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Rev 20:12- And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before the Triune God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged AGAIN, this time out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. Their Immortal Souls were plucked from several different areas, then put back into their old physical bodies ALSO re-created from several different places! - RCV

theMadJW

Prayer of the Anti-JW:

Matt 6:9- "This, then, is how you should pray:

" God-the-Father and God-the-Ghost in heaven, hallowed, and forgotten, be Your many, many names,

10- may Your kingdom come into our hearts, as we serve the Kingdoms of men. 11- Give us today our three wishes.

12- Forgive us our sins, even tho we don't forgive those of others.

13- And lead us not into truth, but deliver us from the Jehovah's Witnesses." - RCV

theMadJW

Ecc 9:5- For the living know that they shall die: but the dead are not really dead- but living in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory or Limbo. If in heaven they are rapping to the tune of harps, or playing "Dueling Harps", if elsewhere, they are BURNING, baby, BURNING...unless stuck in Limbo where the memory of them is forgotten.- RCV

theMadJW

Hebrews 1:5-6- For example, to which one of the angels did They ever say: “You are Our son; We, today, We have become your Fathers”? And again: “We Ourselves shall become Thy Fathers, and They Themselves will become Our Sons”? 6- But when They again bring Their Never-Born into the inhabited earth, They say: “And let all The God’s angels worship Them.” - RCV

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