Now, if any of you have learned how to speak churchese, yet- lesson #14 is the most Important of ALL!
"LOVE"
Don't MISS it!
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW 723 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Jes' Plankton, Don't you have anything better to do kid? This getting quite sad.
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theMadJW
What? You didn't read what "love" means in churchese????
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theMadJW
Psalm 139:21- Don't I LOVE those who hate you, LORD, and ADORE those who are in rebellion against you? 22 I have nothing but LOVE for them; I count them my bt friends. - RCV
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Psalm 146:1- Praise ye the Trinity. Praise theTrinity, O my soul. 2 While I live will I praise the Trinity: I will sing praises unto my Triune God while I have any being. 3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. 4 His breath goeth forth, his immortal soul goes to heaven , hell, purgatory, or limbo; in that very day he is judged .- RCV
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Ecc 9:5- For the living know that they shall die: but the dead are not really dead- but living in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory or Limbo. If in heaven they are rapping to the tune of harps, or playing "Dueling Harps", if elsewhere, they are BURNING, baby, BURNING...unless stuck in Limbo where the memory of them is forgotten. - RCV
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Ecclesiastes 12:13- Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear the Triune Gods, and keep their commandments:or end up in Hellfire, your immortal soul burning forever, and spirit maggots gnawing on your immortal soul forever. - RCV
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Isaiah 6:1-3- In the year that King Uzqziah died I, however, got to see God-the-Father, God-the-Ghost, and God-the-Son, sitting on a throne lofty and lifted up, and Their skirts were filling the temple. 2- Seraphs were standing above Them. Each one had six wings. With two They kept Their face covered, and with two They kept Their feet covered, and with two They would fly about. 3 And this one called to that one and said: “Holy, holy, holy is the Triune Majesty. The fullness of all the earth is Their glory.” - RVC
