Something like: "Would Jesus do that/go there?" I tell them: "Would he own a luxurious BMW or Mercendes?"
What are some quotes/expressions invented by jw's that really pissed you off?
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Something like: "Would Jesus do that/go there?" I tell them: "Would he own a luxurious BMW or Mercendes?"
What are some quotes/expressions invented by jw's that really pissed you off?
Wait on Jehovah to sort it out
"I am offering the latest WT and Awake"
When some idiot body of elders fails to do what they are supposed to do and the rank and file Dubs blame God by saying, "it wasn't Jehovah's time."
"The light gets brighter".
"Spiritual food from the F&D Slave".
Tons of others.
Think About It
"wait on Jehovah"
"the time of the end is right at our doorstep!"
anything that starts with "evidently..."
"False religion" (because they're right so often)
"fleshly sister{or brother}ewwwww ...In the new system,we wont have to worry about....{whatever}Just think,when so and so comes back in the new system...I HATE that!
"he's a brother"
"worldly"
"fortunate" (as if that's completely different from "lucky")
"spiritual" / "spiritually strong" / "spiritually weak"
"the truth"
Faithful and discreet slave..WTF???