Numero uno : WE ARE THE TRUTH...
Most annoying quotes you are going to hear from JW's
by XPeterX 42 Replies latest jw friends
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aquagirl
God,I HATE it when they call it "the truth".So stupid..Return visits also skeeez me out. Waiting on Jehovah,and obedient christian wife.Ikkkkkkk How about "Field service"?Gahhhhhhh
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blondie
TIE
THE TRUTH
WAIT ON JEHOVAH
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tec
Something like: "Would Jesus do that/go there?" I tell them: "Would he own a luxurious BMW or Mercendes?"
I like that.
Tammy
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undercover
"Is he/she in 'the truth' ?"
"how many magazines did you place?"
"He's going to serve where the need is greater."
"The Gentile Times ended in 1914"
"1914: The generation that will not pass away" which of course has been revised to "overlapping generations"
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elderelite
"wait on Jehovah". And its especially annoying to hear it from elders. After all, how does Jehovah fix things in the organization if its not thru those he has appointed IN the organization. Its a cop out for inactivity.
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Robert7
"...If this system lasts that long". Inserted after any forward looking statement, as if you have to apologize for any planning into the future.
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LostGeneration
noooooo lite
because "God" really has some sort of problem making up his mind
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keyser soze
"The friends"
"The light gets brighter"
Anything meant to give them a feeling of uniqueness- talk instead of sermon, kingdom hall instead of church, meeting instead of service.
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Pandoras cat11
He ( or She) pioneers and works part-time!!
Irregular publisher. Sounds like they need Activia.
We are in a spiritual paradise. (gag)