since many of us are used to mind control on one level or another.. repeat after me
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
So the answer to paragraph one, the a part is....
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
The b part asks, what is bane?
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
Bane is a troll
repeat as nessary