Bring back the memories
Your favorite JW'isms...."Brother leave it in Jehovah's hands" Post yours.
by UnConfused 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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AudeSapere
"Bad associations spoil useful habits"
YIKES!! I quoted that to a friend a few years ago. His son was talking to a few female witness classmates at a taco joint and some woman from their congregation saw them. The girls made a few comments that they would be in trouble. Friend mentioned it to me and I told him that the girls were going to be counselled on their choice of association.
"Bad associations spoil useful habits", I told him. His response: "What the hell does THAT mean???"
LOL.
It really sounded stupid when I tried to explain it to him.
-Aude.
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wasblind
No matter what problems you have, do more fields service
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UnConfused
"Stay in the middle of the flock"
Aude - I've actively tried to spoil a few good habits...
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finding my way
"The light gets brighter"
A.K.A. Perfect excuse for everything they've ever done wrong
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mrsjones5
"You know it's the truth."
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mamochan13
Don't be stumbled by imperfect men
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ZeusRocks
"Wait on Jehovah"
Sometimes I would either ask a question or make a comment that conflicted with the WTS take on something, the response I always got was, "Ooo, be careful, you shouldn't question Jehovah".
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"That was the best convention ever!"
No it wasn't. Who are you kidding?
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Heartbreaker
two phrases...first "the truth" whoever started that, is genius because when you started calling it that, heard it called that, referred to it as that...it BECAME that. Such a subtle mindfu*k that we all did to ourselves!
second would be "placing a book/magazine/brochure" We sold em, we left em, we donated em, we twisted arms to take em, and we snuck em into people hands. The last thing we did was "place" them. It's a stupid word to make us forget we were selling Paradise, and there was no cashing in.