by Francois 12 Replies latest jw friends
An ex-JW friend called last night wanting as many JW jokes as he could get. I only know the one about the difference between a VW full of JWs and a porcupine: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
He liked it, of course, but he needs more. I think maybe he's giving a speech somewhere about JWs, and that would be in keeping with his life's mission. So, if you have any JW jokes, I would appreciate you posting them here. With many, many thanks, I remain your friend:
Francois
Francois,
Do you know what you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door and isn't sure what to say.
I answered the door and the publisher asked me if I was a Jehovah's Witness. I said no, I was an innocent bystander.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic innsomniac who would lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog? (yeah i know, it's not a JW joke but it's still funny)
Done this one before:
Q. What do you say to a JW at the height of his career?
A. Big Mac and fries please.
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!
What NOT to say at the Kingdom Hall:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=15016&site=3
You might be a JW if....
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=2647&site=3
What do you call a dead bethelite in a coffin?
Jack in the box
A pub, pioneer, & bethelite are having a beer at the pub. A fly lands in each beer, the pub orders a new beer, the pioneer picks the fly out of his beer and continues drinking, & the bethelite tells the fly as he picks it up," Spit it out."
What did the JW said the other JW while he was standing on a pile of crap?
Those darn apostates.
What do say to the other witnesses who are at the height of THEIR careers?.....Congratulations! you picked up another cleaning contract!
What did the JW said the other JW while he was standing on a pile of crap?
The assembly facilities don't change much, do they?
Englishman
Bring on the dancing girls!
Englishman,
Are you done drinking?
