Thanks, LisaRose, but you did a far better job than I ever could.
I was thinking of how cool it would be to put it to music and sing it together at Kingdom Halls everywhere.
If you ever do a sequel, though, please get old Nimrod in there.
When I was studying with the Witnesses, they had me convinced that he was the most important villain in the Bible next to Satan.
And I'd never heard of him!
I think it's crazy little things like that that convince people the WTS leaders know everything about the Bible.