Me and my story... Issues, issues, issues

trueblue

Honestly bottleofwatater, no one needs to know why I want to serve God...
bottleofwater

My uncle was talking with my Dad just now. I will be disfellowshipped next Friday.
VampireDCLXV

My uncle was talking with my Dad just now. I will be disfellowshipped next Friday.
Holy shit!
1. Congrats (?)
2. Sux to be you...
V665
bottleofwater

I guess it's double-sided.
Pluses and minuses.
On the one hand, I'm outta there.
On the other, my name will be announced and gasps...
Poor elderly sister whose name I won't mention's heart...
She thought I was an angel...
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

In the meantime, you might let everyone know you're being disfellowshipped because you did the math and found that the world's population at the time of the building of the Tower of Babel when God confused the languages was perhaps 70 adults at the most. Since your beliefs don't agree with Watchtower artwork, the brothers have decided to DF you.