Are you feeling a little fat?

Broken Promises

Vamps, yes, I'm overweight, big deal. I've heard every fat joke and snide remark since I was 5, so go for it, find something original.
VampireDCLXV

Don't tempt me BP... I know how sensitive you female types are about the body image thing...
V665
White Dove

My Lord,
I feel squishy, not fat. Squishy's good.
VampireDCLXV

More cushin for the pushin'...
V665
White Dove

I've heard that's what men like. LMAO!
Broken Promises

Don't tempt me BP... I know how sensitive you female types are about the body image thing...
Nah, I've met plenty of men with worse body image issues than me.
cyberjesus

fyi biologicaly being fat meant you would live longer... but times have changed