JW email doing the rounds (GAG alert)

by billyboy 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • billyboy
    billyboy
    H.E.R.E.

    At times I will greet a brother or a sister at the Kingdom Hall and I will ask them how they are.
    They look at me with tired eyes and say, I'm H.E.R.E.This poem is for all of us who are glad that you are H.E.R.E.


    The kids were cranky, your husband was late.
    The dinner you had ready just had to wait.
    But you're H.E.R.E.

    A long week in service with 'I'm not Interested'
    and most not at home
    You just like to have some time all alone.
    But you're H.E.R.E.

    The job was exhausting , you come home feeling beat
    You keep thinking you have that deadline to meet.
    But you're H.E.R.E.

    Your eyesight is failing, you can't hear all the talk
    Your legs feel feeble , it's a challenge to walk.
    But you're H.E.R.E.

    You've faced challenges , you've faced trial
    You pushed yourself that last extra mile.
    But you're H.E.R.E.

    So we're happy you made it , we know it took courage
    You didn't let the world get you discouraged.
    Because when you're H.E.R.E. at the meetings you're really
    Helping Everyone Remain Encouraged

    What your week would be without Jehovah?
    Without Jehovah our week would be:
    Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
    Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday.
    Remember seven daysWITHOUT Jehovah makes

    One WEAK!!!
    =

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    the irony of it and the reality of the back breaking load that the R&F still`have to cope with

  • life is to short
    life is to short

    That was so sad to read especially the field service stuff. If they could only see it how sad and wasteful they are making their lives.

    LITS

  • billyboy
    billyboy

    The happiest people in the world , eh?

    I always used to be annoyed when you would ask someone at the KH how they were and they said - "Well , I'm here." Yawn - the martyr complex.

  • thenoblelodge
    thenoblelodge

    double gag

  • watersprout
    watersprout

    Urgh! I just threw up a little in my mouth!

    What your week would be without Jehovah?
    Without Jehovah our week would be:
    Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
    Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday.
    Remember seven daysWITHOUT Jehovah makes

    One WEAK!!!
    =

    Here is my version.

    What would your week be without Jehovah? AWESOME

    Without Jehovah our week would be:

    SLEEPDAY, MARVELOUSDAY, TREMENDOUSDAY, WONDERFULDAY, TEAANDCRUMPETDAY, FABULOUSDAY AND STAYINGOUTLATEWITHFRIENDSDAY.

    Remember seven days without Jehovah makes

    ONE AWESOME WEEK!

    Peace

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    H elping

    E veryone

    R emain

    E nslaved

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    "encouragement" = keep the brainwash circle spinning.

    neverending

  • blondie
    blondie

    This has made the rounds several times over the years.

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Jook, that was awesome!

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